Friday, 30 August 2013

Root Vegetables are Pets not Food!

The rare tentacled chariot kumera sea-pony that lives near water, but not in it...How could I go back to eating starchy tubers after returning from holidays to find this in my kitchen? Surely such a magnificent creature has an irrefutable right to life? Surely something with such a will to live should not be slain for my mere nutritional benefit?


  1. He looks quite intrepid, doesn't he? Ready for whatever life may present. But perhaps he is also a bit lonely and needs another root?

    Surely a right to life must mean more than simply a place by the water, if it is to mean anything at all.

  2. Yes, I think its time has come to go into the garden...:)